Wednesday Morning Coffee Talk

Wednesday Morning Coffee Talk

Feb 11, 2014 by Mitch Kastoff
Wednesday Morning Coffee Talk
Wednesday Morning Coffee Talk
Flotrack news and links for February 12th, 2014



Happy Wednesday Flotrack! I was sick all yesterday and presumably today, so this'll actually be good for me. Just a quick PSA: If guacamole looks bad, do yourself a favor and don't eat it.

And now the "news"



After breaking the world indoor 3000m record, Genzebe Dibaba will try and break the 2-mile world record of 9:06.26. Strike it while it's hot, right?



If it needs to be revived, does that mean it was dead? Because that would explain this whole doping pandemic in Kenya thing.



I imagine Farah's response to be boisterous laughter followed by, "Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."



Reddit is the place where, on the same day, I found 3,465 animated images of cats falling down stairs and was provided with the most reliable real-time updates on the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombers.



As long as Ryan Fenton gets to be played by Samuel L. Jackson, I'm down.



For a second, I read "Police" and "Fire" not as proper nouns, but as actual police seeking actual revenge versus a fire. I need more sleep.