We have debates about many things on runs. Topics range from greatest lead singer of Van Halen(David Lee Roth, of course), to the greatest place to train for a marathon(Rochester Hills, MI, of course). One of the most common subjects (between Kyle, Morgan, and I, at least) is the greatest WWF (sorry World Wildlife Fund, I won't punch a koala in the face today) wrestler of all time. My far and away winner is Ravishing Rick Rude. So, without further ado, here are the top 5 reasons why:

5. Rick Rude's finishing maneuver was the "Rude Awakening". Many people love Stone Cold Steve Austin's finishing move "The Stunner", but the Rude Awakening was like a reverse Stunner. Rick was way ahead of his time, even in reverse.

4. Rick Rude not only had a mullet, but a perm as well. I have been trying to think of a good name for this plumage, but the best I can come up with is Permanullet. Regardless, it was breathtaking.

3. Rick Rude had the ring prowess of a Luche Libre, but the strength of a main eventer. He could fly off the top rope with the best of them, but also gorilla press a 250 lb. man over the top ropes into the first row.

2. Rick Rude maintained a straight mustache until the day he died. What more can be said?

1. If the first four didn't convince you, watch this: