Track and Field Blogs - Daniel Caruso

This really does not count as a shout out, but I am going to count it anyway. It involves an asian and a typical stereotype involving asians, I am sorry if this might offend anybody who is asian reading this, so to clear the hostile air, I am going to make fun of jews, since I myself am one, so I am not just making fun of the asians. Jews are cheap and the holocaust never happened, Hitler was just misunderstood and was the messiah. Their curly sideburns are weird and what the fuck are those hats they wear all… more »

There was a carnival at Clove Lake Parks for little kids who live in the projects and who happen to go to camps. They had like an entire field filled with various types of moon bounces and shit like that. Papa bear and I had to see which one of us was the most dominate bear. So we had to compete to see who has the biggest testicles. First match was a blow up obstacle course. This was my moment to sine. I destroyed papa bear in this. He had absolutly no chance against me. I have a way of… more »

I was running and these girls yelled at me. They said "I think joggers are hot". I got so pissed off. I am not a fucking jogger. I was fucking moving today and they fucking called me a jogger. Seriously, 6.39 mile pace for just under 7 miles. That is not fucking jogging you fuck heads. Instead of dropping out of high school, how about you go back and take fuking english and learn the difference between jogging and running, fuck that, just buy a fucking dictionary and read the definition....fuck that you are probably illiterate, you live on staten… more »

I was running Infront of Richmond Kidney Center today, which is right across the street from clove lake parks on victory blvd. I ran past this old man in a wheel chair. He had no legs. I also assume is was a Vietnam war vet, I might even go as far as saying he might even be a Korean War Vet. Yeah, people forget about that war. But anyway, I was running and he yells at me "Yo boy, I used to do that, I used to have legs like that, until the damn asian blew my fucking legs off."… more »

Yeah, its been a month since my last shout out but guess what.....I HAVE A NEW SHOUT OUT. So I was running on victory blvd, I just made it to the top of victory by st Teresa. I had to stop due to a red light, there was no avoiding it. As I was waiting to cross the street, an old man, probably in his 60's pulls up to me and rolls down his window. He says, and I am not lying when I tell you, he said "How much?". Both creeped out and flattered, I felt the need to… more »

So once again, I was running on willowbrook road. Apparently all the shit happens there. This car full of faggots slows down and starts to pace me. As I was running, they would be reading off how fast I was going but in a bro way. "Yo boss, this fag is only running 8 miles an hr." then "oh shit this boss slowed down to 6 miles an hr." I called them fags but they continued to be dicks. About one minute later, I said "I think you guys should drive away while you still can". The lead fag then… more »

I just started my run. I was running up willowbrook road in front of P.S. 54, my Staten Island people will know where that is. I was stopped by a group of teenagers again age ranging from 15-17. The leader of the pack said as I ran by 'excuse me sir, do you have a lighter I can borrow please?" as a cigarette hung from his mouth. Now one thing really stood out about this. One really important thing. He was an extremely polite young man. Not many staten island teenagers know the phrases "excuse me" and "sir". I was… more »

So I was running today like I do every day. I ran past this group of 14-16 year old girls in front of the mall. One of them shouted as I ran by "Hey Sexy, you have a bubble butt!" The rest of the girls giggled and shouted other things that were not as funny like "take it off" or "i like the way u move." but saying you have a "bubble butt" in my opinion is very original. I tried examining my ass after I ran to see what my ass has that give is the characteristic of "bubble… more »

I went for a run on Victory Blvd today. A mother and her little daughter were waiting for the bus. The girl was about 6 years old or so. I run by, she asks her mom "Mommy is that a man?" her mother responds, making sure I can hear it "Honey thats a nice hunk of man." I was flattered. but she was very round if u know what I mean. She probably could have rolled to her destination faster then her bus could drive her. more »

Ok, I have decided to make a list of things that gets yelled at me throughout the summer. I will leave my thoughts about things said to me. Ok, the quote said to me today by some bros driving daddys BMW "You dick, you have tiny nipples!" That did not get me angry at all. It got me thinking 2 things. First thing was whether they were gay or not. 2nd thing was why do I have tiny nipples? Like seriously, they are kinda tiny. more »