Track and Field Blogs - Daniel Caruso

So once again, I was running on willowbrook road. Apparently all the shit happens there. This car full of faggots slows down and starts to pace me. As I was running, they would be reading off how fast I was going but in a bro way. "Yo boss, this fag is only running 8 miles an hr." then "oh shit this boss slowed down to 6 miles an hr." I called them fags but they continued to be dicks. About one minute later, I said "I think you guys should drive away while you still can". The lead fag then says "Oh like I am afraid of a guy wearing short shorts." As he finished his sentence, cop lights went on from the cop car sitting behind him. I had to stop laugh as the cops pulled him over. I thought they would get a warning for driving under the speed limit and for harassment. But god damn did I get a treat. They slapped cuffs on the fucking fag bags because they got caught with weed. As they were going into the cop car, I yelled from across the street "I hope you fag bags have ass plugs for prision, Have fun with the gay sex." I pointed and laughed as the dicks were crying and pleading with the cops to let him go. Man I hope their assholes will be as loss and wide as the fucking grand canyon when they get out of jail.

**Kenny Downing Special**

This is the part of the blog when I run into Kenny Downing during my runs. He deserves his own part in my blog because the shit that comes out of his mouth is unbelievable. He saw me running down victory blvd today. The kid stops his car short and almost gets into an accident when he sees me. He stops, looks at me with blood shot eyes and says "yo, I am going to jersey to get gas." I respond "Thats great kenny". He does not even say goodbye, and merges back into traffic and almost gets into an accident. What a fucking retard.