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Shout Out 8/3/09

Daniel Caruso | Profile
August 3, 2009

Yeah, its been a month since my last shout out but guess what.....I HAVE A NEW SHOUT OUT. So I was running on victory blvd, I just made it to the top of victory by st Teresa. I had to stop due to a red light, there was no avoiding it. As I was waiting to cross the street, an old man, probably in his 60's pulls up to me and rolls down his window. He says, and I am not lying when I tell you, he said "How much?". Both creeped out and flattered, I felt the need to respond. I said "5 dollars". The light then turned green, as he was driving away, he threw something at me and it hit me in the face. I screamed "FUCK YOU" and gave him the finger as he drove away in his faggy toyota corolla. So before I continued on my run, I was curious what he threw at my face. I look down and to my surprise, I found a crumpled up 5 dollar bill on the floor. The guy threw a 5 dollar bill at my face. I dunno what I did, but what ever kind of pleasure I gave this old man, I must have tickled his pickle and I must have done it well for him to give me 5 dollars. Next time I am raising my prices. I think 10 dollars will be a more reasonable price for my services. I am just glad i didn't say like 50 cents or something, otherwise he would have chucked quarters at my face.



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