Track and Field Blogs - Daniel Caruso

There was a carnival at Clove Lake Parks for little kids who live in the projects and who happen to go to camps. They had like an entire field filled with various types of moon bounces and shit like that. Papa bear and I had to see which one of us was the most dominate bear. So we had to compete to see who has the biggest testicles. First match was a blow up obstacle course. This was my moment to sine. I destroyed papa bear in this. He had absolutly no chance against me. I have a way of fitting into tight places. So I had an early 1-0 lead. The next event involved throwing balls into holes, which so happened to be Joe's speciality. It was a close match and it came down to my final throw. If I made it, we go into over time, if I missed, I lost. As I lobbed the ball and watch its path, I began to sob as I knew it was not going in. So this tied the game 1-1 with only one match left. That match, was a gladiator fight. Let me tell you, we had a cheering crew if little african american kids as we stepped onto our platform. My first problem was that I could not get my helmet on which a little 4 year old boy was able to get on without a problem. Once I got the helmet on, we were ready to go. Joe got an early start and had a hard shot to my face. Then I gently poked him in the shoulder which did absolutely nothing to him. Then I lost my balance, just as I did so did Joe, I was barley on with one foot and I managed to hang on, Joe also seemed to recover as well. So it was back on and I got a decent hit on him but he maintained his cool. He then got a nice hit on my side, I tried every thing i could, but I fell. So in order to keep whatever was left of my dignity, I tackled Joe and we fell off the moon bounce. Joe has the bigger testicles and he won with a score of 2-1. I gave him a good fight, but obviously I could not beat my papa bear. He is indeed my daddy.