Track and Field Blogs - Daniel Caruso

This really does not count as a shout out, but I am going to count it anyway. It involves an asian and a typical stereotype involving asians, I am sorry if this might offend anybody who is asian reading this, so to clear the hostile air, I am going to make fun of jews, since I myself am one, so I am not just making fun of the asians. Jews are cheap and the holocaust never happened, Hitler was just misunderstood and was the messiah. Their curly sideburns are weird and what the fuck are those hats they wear all the time? They look retarded. OK, now that I insulted my religion, now I feel comfortable insulting asians. So I was running infront of this house, and they have a driveway, as I was running past this said driveway, i hear a honk. It was this little asian woman honking at me, I guess she was going to pull out of her driveway, but felt the need to honk to let the whole world know she was pulling out. I ran past, not really caring, just thinking she was a bitch, about 4 seconds later, I heard this loud CRASH. I run back, and to my surprise, the asian driver had her car in reverse and not drive as she was trying to drive out of her drive way. She backed into her garage and completely destroyed the rear end to her nice mercedes and completely destroyed her garage door. So after all that honking and being really obnoxious about driving out of her garage, she ended up being a typical asian driver and not being able to drive well at all. Worse of all, she was an asian woman driver, the worst drivers of all. The cherry on top, she had her right blinker on the entire time. That was just gold. I couldnt help and laugh at that, it was so typical of asian drivers to do something like that. What a way to end my summer running,

**SHOUT OUT FUN**

Replace all the "L"'s with "R"'s in this to read it "rike an asian". You will get a giggle from this and you can also impress your friends with an authentic Cantonese accent. I am going to hell (or herr) for this one, or the oven since I am jewish.

FINAL RUNNING TOTAL FOR THE SUMMER for any one who actually gives a shit, it was 430 miles of pure torture