Track and Field Blogs - Allen Trevino

In case you do not know, which I don't know why you wouldn't because it is a common fact, triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13. Phobias are so cool! Like hippopatomonstresquipedaliophobia is the fear of long word, I swear I didn't even look that up. Ahh! Upon looking it up it appears that first 'a' is actually an 'o', well I got close to spelling it right. But my all time favorite phobia is luposlipaphobia: "An abnormal, persistent fear of of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor"

Ok that was a strange tangent I never planned on taking. Anyway today was the second day of freedom from the deathly coils of that anaconda James! (but in actuality she's a bear, as described in a previous blog) Well maybe not entirely free as there is this rumor going around with the source being Mister Guy Travis French. Apparently Jackie wants all people not doing track (and therefore not participating in off-season) to be demoted to being in P.E.! This is an outrage, an atrocity, an insult, a desecration, a violation, a profanation, and most of all its like whatever dude. If I had just one wish, only one demand, I hope she understands, that she can't take this life and hold it by the hand, and she can't greet the world with arms wide open. That is all I have to say.

Hmm another short blog it appears. Or does it?