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Your sure this will help?
April 17, 2008
"Your sure this will help?" I said. "Yeah, it should help. The pain in your heel has steadily gotten worse. You need to do something" replied the podiatrist. "But everyone I know that has had a cortizone shot in their heel says its really painful. Maybe worse then the injury".
"Nonsense" said the liar (I mean Dr) "Its not that bad and in a couple of days you may thank me".
"OK, lets just do the foot thats the worst. Then we can talk about the other one" I said.
"Are you allergic to any local anaesthetic?" "No". "Good, ok heres a little something to numb the area". "Hey that wasnt that bad" I said. "Thats because I havent done anything yet". "Oh". "Here we go" the sadist said.
My first thought was "this isnt really that bad". My second thought was that my first thought was completely unfounded. Stab, probe, twist and shoot. "how are doing ?" implored the rat fink. "Just great. Is it over yet?" "Not just yet".
Stab, probe, twist and shoot.
Stab, probe, twist and shoot.
Stab, probe, twist and shoot.
Painful, but I'm doing OK.
Stab, probe, twist and shoot. "AHHHHH - WHAT THE H*** was that?" I screamed. Shouting just as the nurse comes in the room. My disturbance disturbed her and she screamed. LOUDLY!
Dr. Mengola laughed.
"Nonsense" said the liar (I mean Dr) "Its not that bad and in a couple of days you may thank me".
"OK, lets just do the foot thats the worst. Then we can talk about the other one" I said.
"Are you allergic to any local anaesthetic?" "No". "Good, ok heres a little something to numb the area". "Hey that wasnt that bad" I said. "Thats because I havent done anything yet". "Oh". "Here we go" the sadist said.
My first thought was "this isnt really that bad". My second thought was that my first thought was completely unfounded. Stab, probe, twist and shoot. "how are doing ?" implored the rat fink. "Just great. Is it over yet?" "Not just yet".
Stab, probe, twist and shoot.
Stab, probe, twist and shoot.
Stab, probe, twist and shoot.
Painful, but I'm doing OK.
Stab, probe, twist and shoot. "AHHHHH - WHAT THE H*** was that?" I screamed. Shouting just as the nurse comes in the room. My disturbance disturbed her and she screamed. LOUDLY!
Dr. Mengola laughed.
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