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Cheese Balls...more like Freeze Balls!

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January 22, 2008

As Mother Nature strengthens her grip on the winter weather, she can also use that winter chill to strengthen her grip on a man's nether regions. It only takes one time to learn that it is very, very unpelesant to freeze junior. Ryan Sheehan can attest as he made this mistake just last Sunday on a run where it was -13 wind chill. He was quoted as saying "I thought that I was going to throw up on the drive home from the run". That would have been bad because the G6 would have smelled bad for a long time. But what is a man to do?

That is where my favorite piece of running equipment comes into play. This piece of equipment is known as the Brooks Runderwear. For those of you that are unfamiliar with this genius idea, allow me to describe. Basically it is a pair of moisture wicking briefs with a little eye patch on the front that keeps the wind out. They are like $28, but these beauties are worth every cent.

I do have to apologize to the female blog viewers as it doesn't really apply to you. Also, I sincerely apologize that I didn't include a photo of me in my Runderwear, I know all of you Mike Morgan groupies would have loved that. I understand that our blogs are going to reach a larger crowd on this site, and if you know me, I'm a little shy. I did however include a visual of the briefs on my Hulk Hogan Wrestling Buddy. Sorry Hulk, I had to cover up the heavyweight belt, let it be known that you are the everlasting champion of the world.


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#4
David Williams   January 24, 2008 at 9:35pm
Weirdest Blog post yet. I want a pair though.
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#3
Cara Hawkins   January 24, 2008 at 1:30pm
Haha..wow that brought a smile to face-surprising enough
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