Track and Field Blogs - Mike Morgan

A couple of weeks ago, I learned some disturbing information about one of my teammates, well....actually two. It seems that Michael William Reneau commonly practices nude massage. I have nothing against getting a massage in the nude, but I do have a problem with getting it from one of our dude teammates!!!

Apparently he disposes of his clothes and hikes his little Ewokian body onto the massage table, leaving a trap for Chad Johnson to find. I have no idea where Reneau picked up on this naked man-to-man (teammate) massage idea. As I began to ponder where this habit was picked up, I used a process of elimination to come up with a couple VERY logical sources.

I thought that I would trace it back a bit to his University wrestling days, maybe at one of those crazy little wrestling-buddy sleepovers the technique was discussed. I'm not sure? Maybe it's possible that he was first introduced to the idea while carousing in the moonlight through the small towns of Wisconsin with his buddy Meissen? Again, not sure, I'm just trying to come up for a reason for this practice.

Oh Reneau......I know it's not quite April, but happy 30th!