Cops On The Lookout For 'Mad Pooper' Runner Terrorizing Colorado Springs Neighborhood
9/27 Update: A unidentified man claiming to be a spokesperson for "The Mad Pooper," whom he refers to as "Shirley," says that the woman has a traumatic brain injury after undergoing gender reassignment surgery and can no longer control her bowel movements. This spokesman also claimed that it is within Shirley's First Amendment rights to relieve herself wherever she sees fit, and compares the action to a mother breastfeeding in public. Lawyers and local Colorado Springs residents have responded in outrage to these comments and police are still investigating leads about Shirley's identity.
The running-related story currently sweeping the nation is that of "the mad pooper," a caper involving aggrieved Colorado Springs mother, Cathy Budde, who says that an unknown woman won't stop defecating on her front lawn. Even after being confronted, the jogger continues to drop her drawers in public -- despite Budde's insistence that there are several port-a-potties, public toilets and gas stations nearby.
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