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Uploaded by Alex Lohr | January 23, 2012

Note: Video contains explicit language.
I decided to jump on the "shit ___ say " bandwagon and poke fun of fellow marathoners. It seems that the shit marathoners say is pretty much the same as the shit runners say so hence the title. Not quite the same as making a workout video so perhaps I am way off base. Anyway, this is meant to entertain so hopefully nobody is offended.

Speakers: Sage Canaday

Categories: Highlight

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24 comments

BG 4 months ago

Great, I want more. I agree that the bumper sticker line was my favorite part. The Vibrams not being minimal enough and the 'Born to Run' comment were a close second.

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

are the people not finding this humorous upset because these characters represent them? funny stuff sage! "yeah, i ran in the vribram five fingers for awhile. They were ok, but there was way too much cushion in them." this part cracked me up, had multiple customers similar to this character.

pedro sanchez 4 months ago

gah.......

its funny cuz its true, NOT 4 months ago

all this stuff is true lol but that doesn't make it funny. Stick to running your comedy isn't too good!

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

Wow, this is really lame. Way to kill the joke.

Jon Roberts 4 months ago

Sage... The people who don't think this is funny, obviously haven't met that many different types of runners. This video is pretty spot on. My favorite character was the super serious, middle of the pack guy with the red pull over. Guys like that are hilarious.

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

i thought it was funny. I started to understand all the character's towards the end. I didn't actually laugh, but i thought it was very much humorous.

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

LOL, good stuff, apparently marathoners are pretty wound up and high strung, laugh at yourselves a little bit!

Sage Canaday 4 months ago

oh no! I don't want to do that. So I first wanted to point out that I didn't actually upload this video to flotrack. Anyway, I do see (mostly) negative feedback so I'll take that into consideration for any future videos. In a futile attempt for redemption I actually made another video called "sh1t serious runners say" that may or may not be more to your liking. Its on my youtube channel "Vo2max Productions." Again, sorry to let you guys down - not my intention. Run Happy.

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

Hi, I'm Sage Canaday, and I'm about to ruin the joke.

concerned individual 4 months ago

ouch. this is painful to watch

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

i cant believe running isnt more popular....

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

disgraceful

Lamesauce 4 months ago

i thought this was gonna be funny.

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

i thought this was gonna be funny

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

not funny. awful.

Gil Taylor 4 months ago

Kinda Stupido !

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

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Sh*t You said.... 4 months ago

Is so stupid! concentrate on running so you guys can make the trials LOSERS!

Mark Moeller 4 months ago

"We'll see how manly you boys are after I chug a Michelob Ultra and kick your butt in the Warrior Dash" hahahaha......spot on!

egsdgasdcs 4 months ago

...OXYGEN.... hahaha

Anonymous Coward 4 months ago

.........OXYGEN... HAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex Lohr 4 months ago

"gonna get another bumper sticker for my car!"
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Neal Madden 4 months ago

Sage.......

Really funny.
Had to get out the altitude tent and nearly spilled my chocolate milk I laughed so much.
A great tribute to those who take themselves soooo seriously.
Just get out and run man!!!!
Neal Daniel, Beverley Athletic Club, England.