In a series of Instagram posts today, Usain Bolt teased what seems to be a Christmas album:




On one hand, this is probably just a big joke--based on the quality of the highly Auto-Tuned singing, a full album would displace Carl Lewis's national anthem as the worst musical performance of all time by a sprinter.

On the other, here are the lyrics that Bolt (?) sings:

I see the holiday lights in the sky
They shine so bright
So bright, I just wanna cry
My spirit’s lifted so way up high
I feel so gifted
I feel so gifted
Cuz I’m running
I’m running, running, I’m running into Christmas
Cuz I’m sprinting
I’m sprint-sprint-sprinting through my wishlist
I’m running, running, I’m running into Christmas

I’M SO GIFTED! 

Please let an album of track-themed Christmas songs exist.