Wednesday Morning Coffee Talk
Flotrack news and links for February 12th, 2014

Happy Wednesday Flotrack! I was sick all yesterday and presumably today, so this'll actually be good for me. Just a quick PSA: If guacamole looks bad, do yourself a favor and don't eat it.

And now the "news"

After breaking the world indoor 3000m record, Genzebe Dibaba will try and break the 2-mile world record of 9:06.26. Strike it while it's hot, right?

If it needs to be revived, does that mean it was dead? Because that would explain this whole doping pandemic in Kenya thing.

I imagine Farah's response to be boisterous laughter followed by, "Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."

Reddit is the place where, on the same day, I found 3,465 animated images of cats falling down stairs and was provided with the most reliable real-time updates on the manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombers.

As long as Ryan Fenton gets to be played by Samuel L. Jackson, I'm down.

For a second, I read "Police" and "Fire" not as proper nouns, but as actual police seeking actual revenge versus a fire. I need more sleep.