Friday Morning Coffee Talk
Friday Morning Coffee Talk

Flotrack news and links for January 10th, 2014

Happy Friday Flotrack! Here at the Flotrack HQ, the slow news week makes us debate important and life-changing topics. Like, when does bread become toast? When it goes in the toaster? When it goes from soft to crunchy?
And now the "news"
Kara, if you sign for Flotrack, we'll include full-time babysitting services
One person has contacted me regarding Kara Goucher story asking if I can elaborate on choice of name for her son, Colt. cc: @karagoucher
— Sara Germano (@germanotes) January 9, 2014
More: Kara Goucher Is Looking to Leave Nike - Wall Street Journal
It's not so funny when two "wimpy" runners give you a beat down. It's also not so funny when you get charged with assault.
More: Was Lancaster Community Safety Coalition supervisor victim of violent 'knockout game'? - Lancaster Online
What do Friedrich Nietzsche, Soren Kierkegaard, & running have in common?
This running study makes me consider my individual existence in an indecipherable universe. This got real deep, real quick.
More: New Study Suggests How To Run For A Lifetime - Runner's World
The London Marathon matchup is kind of like dating
I already have enough heartbreak in my life. Here's how this one played out. Mo Farah and Kenenisa Bekele drop subtle hints that they'll both be racing London. Heck, they even explicitly flirted with the idea on social media. Then boom - they rip my heart out like in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom and make me watch as they stomp on it. Thanks, guys.
More: Bekele to debut in Paris Marathon - Flotrack
British discus thrower Lawrence Okoye still playing (American) football
Physique like Hercules, British record holder, accepted to Oxford University to read law, playing with the 49ers, and he's just 22-years old? Well I feel like a useless sack of crap.
Indian Athletics League could attract Bolt, Fraser-Pryce
They Athletics Federation of India has a lot of money in the bank since they just fired everyone, literally.
More: Indian Athletics League could attract Bolt, Fraser-Pryce - Track Alerts