Thursday Morning Coffee Talk
Thursday Morning Coffee Talk
Happy Thursday Flotrack! By the time you're reading this, everyone in the Flotrack HQ will have already left for either Washington or Penn State. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that whenever Alex / Ryan / Gordon / Isaac leaves for a trip, I like to try and prank them. I once taped a banana under Fenton's desk and he didn't find it until a month later. Joke's on me, I guess.
And now the "news"
The race is going to be so much more chill now.
The fiercest high school girls matchup since Mean Girls.
Nonelite US Marathoners Are Getting Faster - Daily Relay
I originally read this as "Non-elite U.S. marathoners are getting fatter" and silently nodded in agreement.
Athletics Federation of India's (AFI) 'goof up' in Sumit Malik suspension case - The Times of India
I haven't seen someone use the word "goof" since that Jessi Slaughter video. Thank you, it's been a good run, but if you need me I'll be out back with my head hung low for that last reference.
Renaud Lavillenie eyes world record in pole vault - European Athletics
Renaud Lavillenie attempted a 6.07m vault at the European Indoor Championships, which would have been the second greatest indoor pole vault of all-time. He thought he made it, but the officials raised the red flag and signaled a miss.
What's a man, who's going through an emotional roller coaster, to do?
Well, he then sat on the ground and started crying. I honestly haven't seen a frenchman so sad since Nazi Germany marched into Paris during WWII. G'night folks!
What's a man, who's going through an emotional roller coaster, to do?
Well, he then sat on the ground and started crying. I honestly haven't seen a frenchman so sad since Nazi Germany marched into Paris during WWII. G'night folks!